9.28.2009

There are cum stains all over my laptop

I've had this blog for a week now and I'm beginning to believe that only the perpetually lonely can sustain a healthy level of updates. Usually all I start with is a Facebook update, and then that's all I get so I just quit this and update my Facebook. But I am determined to continue writing on here because I am not a shut-in God-Dammit! Speaking of which, I usually visit my brother one day at the house over the weekend to play video-games and the like. This week I came back pretty late on Sunday and I had left my laptop open sitting on my desk. Well, now that I'm typing I can see a lot of white spots on my laptop glistening into my eyes. I'm not really grossed out, because I'm just denying whatever it could be.

Seriously, there are cum stains on my laptop.

On a happier note I got to spend time with my girlfriend over the Weekend, I don't remember any sex being involved. However, that just means I blocked it out or it blew my mind. My junk's not in three pieces (well, technically...) so that should be a good sign. Speaking of which I have been woken up on multiple occasions from some screaming whores across the hall. The first time I think they were two dudes having sex. Please don't ask me to tell you why because there's no way to put it into words, just....sounds. Actually this didn't turn into a happier note at all.

1 comment:

  1. I believe you had some cum residue in your eye so when you looked at the laptop, you saw speckles of white all over it. how many times have I told you not to whack off on your back pointing Nikky Jr. towards your stomach? a good spew can to over 6 ft brother!!!
    I am mailing you goggles asap.

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